Now I don’t have deliveries every day… Thank God. So I don’t have to see that guy often. But I was horrified to get a phone call from him the other day. Ring ring!
Me: ‘Allo SLT Deparment, Good morning’
Him: ‘Hi Mey, it’s Mike, how are you’
Me (trying desperately to recognise the voice on the phone as I do not know any Mike…strange but true!): ‘erm…I am fine thanks’
Him: ‘I have a delivery in here but I am not sure if it is for you, could you tell me if you have a order for purchase number 245631’
Me (realising it’s the creep from downstairs): ‘Ah yeah of course, let me check’ (put the phone on Silence mode and frantically getting his Ora (sorry dont know spelling) away from me as if I am dusting my jumper from creepy crawlies) check in the purchase file and goes back to the phone ‘Erm no…it’s not for us’
Him: ‘Oh what a shame. Never mind. Thank you very much Mey, bye for now’
Me ‘yeah ok bye’ yuk yuk yuk….

The other day, I received a delivery through the post which had our department name on but was not for us. So I sent an email to the whole Hospital asking if anyone had ordered the item and if so could they contact me so I could send it to them. Within 5 minutes 3 people rang me to tell me where I should send the item but without confirmation. So I had to wait for someone else to ring me from that department. A couple of hours later my phone rang.
Him: ‘Hello Mey, It’s Mike’,
Me (raking my brain again to know who Mike is cause I tend to forget people irrelevant to me): ‘erm… hello?!’
Him: ‘I saw your email and I will be coming to pick up the parcel for you as I can trace the order with the purchase number’
Me (realising once again who Mike is…shudder and goes) ‘Oh ok, But I have already got someone who is gonna call me back about it’
Him: ‘Well it’ll be easier for me to trace it so I am popping upstairs and pick it up’
Me (not bothered about arguing and wanting to get off the phone quickly) ‘Well ok but I am going off to lunch now so don’t come upstairs before 1pm’
Him: ‘Oh (a little disappointed by the sound of his voice) ok then. I will be up after lunch’.

1 o’clock arrived and I went to clean my mug in the kitchen as I was leaving the office for a meeting. And as I was about to leave the kitchen, through the glass of the door, I see that guy walking towards my office…. Great!
So I come out of the kitchen when he’s passed the door and walking behind him, I am hoping he won’t turn back…. But he does (BLAAST!!!) and he waits for me.
Him:  (looking very happy with himself) ‘Hello Mey, how are you’
Me:  (smiling not to be rude but creeping feeling inside) ‘I’m fine thanks’
He opens the door of the corridor leading to my office and let me go first. Creeping feeling getting stronger cause I know now he will stare at my arse and knowing he will have dirty thoughts about me in his head makes me wanna vomit!. I hurried to my office, pick up the parcel and hand it to him and say ‘There you go’ and he smiles and says ‘Thanks. Goodbye Mey’. Me:  (yeah whatever….aloud in my head)

I will be honest. If that guy was good looking, young and well… doable, then I wont feel so creeped out. But MY GOD, he is the creepiest looking man around He’s about 49 and has very thick white hair, he wear some 80s framed glasses which haven’t seen a cleaning cloth from day one (disgusting!!), and with his sad NHS uniform and his walk (a bit like a demented old man….no disrespect), he looks out of place. He also wears his trousers pulled up his arse (I didn’t look on purpose but he was walking in front of me and I happened to look…and I regretted my eye movements as soon as I saw his ugly large and deflated bum….eewww).
Attracting good looking guys is ok… attracting ugly duckling is just not on in my books!!!

Mey
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