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I had a thought today.

Yeah…sometimes it happens! I am thinking about stuff and I feel like sharing it!

Anyway, I was thinking about something I read in Heat Magazine yesterday. Heat Magazine being my weekly dose of showbiz gossip I crave every Monday! Britney Spears was on the cover about her divorce with Kevin Fedsomething. I grabbed a copy of Heat Magazine and went straight home eager to know about why she is dumping him. Apart from the obvious fact that he is a complete looser! If you don’t know already, Kev has been lying to Brit once again and he is so stupid, he thought he could get away with it. That’s kinda laughable! I thought it was amazing that Heat had a picture of exMr Spears of the moment when he received the txt message on his mobile phone announcing his divorce…. How did they know that !!! lol

Anyway, the thought I had was about an article in Heat where Chris Moyles (BBC Radio 1 DJ) said about a TV presenter (can’t remember her name now) that she was fat. There was a picture of the woman and she look everything but fat. A good size 12 I’d say. And when you look at Chris Moyles, a generous size 18, you’re thinking… what had he been smoking that day!??
I saw Chris Moyles’ girlfriend on a magazine once and she has got quite a nice figure. God only knows why she is with Moyles. I mean the guy is funny but you have to want a bit of a craving for fat lardy man to go out with him!
I am thinking Moyles needs to compensate for his large figure and therefore needs to have a skinnier partner and she agreed maybe because as well as being fat, he might be well loaded …and I ain’t talking about what’s in his pants…cause I heard that large guys have a small packet!!. I was talking about his bank account!

So here’s my thought (sorry it’s taking so long to come to the point!).
It is quite common to have a man fancying a woman on a larger size. You can probably say that more men would rather have a bigger lady on their arms, than a skinny one. Men would rather go out with Kelly Brook (curvy) than Victoria Beckham (sack of bones). And I don’t think it is necessary because they cannot pull a skinny lady… they genuinely like curvier women! It is a fact!
But my thought was…. How many women prefer to have a fatter bloke on their arm rather than a Greek God alike! How many women would happily share their fried chicken with a big hairy man (hairy wasn’t necessary but it just came out!) or share an apple with muscle tanned slick man? Let’s face it. If you put Chris Moyle in one corner and David Beckham in the other corner, how many ladies do you think would go for Chris? ONE….his girlfriend! OK…maybe TWO…his mum too!

So does this mean women are more vain than men? Do they care more about what they are dragging around their arms or more about what’s inside?
We have to admit that women in the majority want to look good… Men too but they fail a lot of the time (ahhaha).
Vanity is a sin! So are all women sinners?

Probably but men would not have it any other way!

That’s when you realise that Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. We are two completely different species and there is so much more men and women have that are complete opposite. Talking about it now would be taking far too much of my time. But I might elaborate a bit more some day.

Mey
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